Tuesday, April 28, 2009
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SING ALONG FAGS
Some say “swine”, some say “pig”
Uncle Phua says time to fight SWINE
Everybody, we have a part to play
To help kill SWINE at the start of the day.
Wash your nose whenever you can
Wash with soap, then at least got hope
When you get home, take a bath quickly
“Kiasu” a bit - be safe, not “SWINE-ny”.
Try not to travel to SWINE countries
Wait a few months lah, wait and see
Eh why you rush to catch that plane?
Use internet lah, use that thing that chen chau dont have lah!
Getting protection from this virus
Means getting healthy- inside us
Don't work too much until you're sick
Get exercise and get yourself fit.
Good nutrition and vitamins
Help you to pass the immunity challenge
Eat your cabbage, broccoli and lettuce
Then you can be a... “SWINE-vivor”.
PCK say don't play play
or this stupid SWINE is here to stay
But we can fight this, you and me
Help fight SWINE in our country.
SWINE is the f**ker that I just want to minus
No more surprises if you use your brain, use your brain, use your braaainnn,
Can’t SWINE me baby, and I don’t mean maybe
You must be steady, just use your brain, use your brain, chen chau dont haveeeee,
Verse 2:
Some say “SWINE”, some say “PIG”
Uncle Phua says time to fight SWINE
Everybody, we have a part to play
To help fight SWINE at the end of the day.
If you're sick, don't go to work
Even if your boss is a jerk
Don't be a hero and continue working
Wait the whole company “kenna” quarantine.
Wear a mask when you see a doctor
See the same one, don't be a doc hopper
Wait at the clinic, stay in one spot
Don't spread your germs at the coffee shop
Think you got flu? Call 995
Ambulance will come for free
They'll check you up at Tan Tock Seng
Where they know about SWINE like I know about “Ah Bengs”.
Hey, if you “kenna” Home Quarantine
Don't you go out except in your dreams
“Tahan” a while and cooperate
Don't give everybody a big headache
PCK say don't play play
or this stupid SWINE is here to stay
But we can fight this, you and me
Help fight SWINE in our country.
SWINE is the f**ker that I just want to minus
No more surprises if you use your brain, use your brain, use your braaainnn,
Can’t SWINE me baby, and I don’t mean maybe
You must be steady, just use your brain, use your brain, chen chau dont haveeeeeee,
Verse 3:
Some say “pig”, some say “swine”
Uncle Phua says time to fight SWINE
Everybody, we have a part to play
To help fight SWINE at the end of the day.
Keep our country clean and green
Because nowadays, the germs are mean
Don't leave food for stray dogs or cats
Unless you want to keep their germs as pets.
Cover your mouth if you cough or sneeze
You think everyone want to catch your disease?
Don't “kak-pui”! all over the place
You might as well “Kak pui” on my face.
Don't throw your tissues all over the shop
Think no one can see you so you don't stop
Make me sick when people don't care
Make you sick when you breathe the air
Even when things are getting better
Don't do things and become a “regret-ter”
Think SWINE is gone? Your head ah.
But listen to me and we'll be ok lah.
PCK say don't play play
or this stupid SWINE is here to stay
But we can fight this, you and me
Help fight SWINE in our country.
SWINE is the f**ker that I just want to minus
No more surprises if you use your brain, use your brain, use your braaainnn,
Can’t SWINE me baby, and I don’t mean maybe
You must be steady, just use your brain, use your brain, chen chau dont have ahhhhhh.
5:50 PM By ztztzt
