au⋅gust

    [aw-guhst]  Show IPA

–adjective

1.	inspiring reverence or admiration; of supreme dignity or grandeur; majestic: an august performance of a religious drama.

2.	venerable; eminent: an august personage. Au⋅gust     [aw-guhst]  Show IPA –noun 1. the eighth month of the year, containing 31 days.Abbreviation: Aug. 2. a male given name, form of Augustus.

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9:18 PM By ztztzt

heyo peoples! 
This was taken around 6+ and there's merely any clouds there. 3+ was even nicer! Kept looking at the sky even when i was playing match :S srsly damn nice lol. Then I'll take the floorball stick high up pointing to the sky, Then look at it. Ah, so cool. K, i'm not a weird zz. 
8:48 PM By ztztzt

OMGIM!!!! >;D
9:48 PM By ztztzt

6:55 PM By ztztzt

Saturday met up at school with the sec 3s and took mr. low's car. 

                                      Saw this in his car! :D

went vjc for some photography expose thingy. Had talks from mr. jino lee, mr. francis lee, and dr ?!?!?!(forgotten). whoo it's cool man. That guy jino travel photographer, whoo cool man. http://www.jinolee.com.sg/ meh, he's website is cool. He showed us the lens he used during his trip to sri lanka. waseh, the lense zaizai. He didnt even use telephoto lens. Meh, hope school gets a fish eye lens. Sure damn cool. :D And the dr something. http://www.ieatishootipost.sg Then went around taking photos. damn damn damn. At first the four of us, jolyon pearl me hooyi, had one camera each. Then mr khairul borrowed from hooyi. YEAH. AND DAMNIT. i had to share with him again. whee, didnt get to take as much photo zzz . Kept taking photos with the canon cam and only took 2 photos with my phone ... and both pictures of the same car nia!! Got 3 cars actually. lol. 
WHEE
See, so many people -.- All teh amateurs photographers like me! :D Lucky my phone can adjust ISO, if not you all cant see nice images heh.  Not bad leh the cars positions. Wide space, can take from lots of angles. Yay, next event speech day! whoo, few weeks away. Damn damn. Will be busy but sure alot CIP points whoohooooooooooooooooo~. 
5:30 PM By ztztzt

10:49 PM By ztztzt

HAPPY 15th BIRTHDAY NG JIA HAO!

 Went back class to slack. Kept failing with leon. Was like fighting for the fail of the day :S but nevermind, leon won. So leon is currently leading in the FOTD. aw. Then went com club, starting was kinda sian. But then after mr low go somewhere else, i started to go crazy with the seniors -.- they came over to my com and i was online on msn. they started di siao-ing people on msn, lolol. Alot people blocked hooyi lol!! Then yiwei started to di siao wc on my msn and i think wc blocked me :S MEH. Desmond kept calling cally bitch-.- but no fun leh, she nv reply de ... hah. Then went over to another table and went facebook to play SPOT THE DIFFERENCE. whooo, everyone play tgt and owned the game. lol. yeah, btw, ima going vjc this sat for some canon shit :D mr low told me got free printing of photos. whoo, asked me to bring any pictures and bring there for them to print. Free seh. On a4 size paper somemore lol. Should be those plastic kind de ? Oh well, which pic should i bring?

8:23 PM By ztztzt

zzz
got back results
let's start with the bad one first .
14/50 for bio ( **** )UUUUUUUUUUU
3/18 for geog F9
14/40 for a maths F9
5/12 for ss SS/GEOG F9
21/40 for maths D7
16/30 for vocab
18/30 for letter writing 58/100 for eng C6
33/50 for chinese B3
17/25 for physics
17/25 for chem
PHY/CHEM B3
ZZ NO As. 3 Fs. omg .
F FOR FAIL. ];
NAH
F FOR YOU-KNOW-WHAT

school was normal today until...
biology
Biology
BIology
BIOlogy
BIOLOgy
BIOLOGy
BIOLOGY
BIOLOGY
4:24 PM By ztztzt

okay let's see how much time i've spent at home during the hols so far.
okay so it's sat till now which is 7 days.
7 x 24 = 168hours.
sat was at home all day, i think.
sun bxb and lunched it's from 9.30 to 2+ so it's 4hours30mins+
168hours-4.5hours=163.5hours
mon at home whole day
tues floorballed 9-1+? 4hours.
163.5hours-4hours=159.5hours
wed stayed at home whole day
thurs morning 9-11 bio make up lesson 11-4 floorball
159.5hours-7hours=152.5hours
today movie-d 1-4+
152.5hours-3+hours=149.5+/-hours
so it's 149.5/168 hours spent at home.
LOL NO LIFE.
have not started on my homeworks yet :\
sayonara.
6:28 PM By ztztzt

whee tagged by kiat kiat kiat kiat han!

o1.Besides your lips , where is the favourite spot to get kissed ?
iono
o2. How did you feel when you woke up this morning ?
I DONT WANNA GO BIO ]:
o3. Who was the last person / people you took a photo with ?
the 5 fags :D njh lwc txy pyh chuism
o4. Would you consider yourself spoiled ?
iono. ask my close friends :D
o5. Will you ever donate blood ?
think so
o6. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex ?
I dont think so
o7. Do you want someone to be dead ?
NOPE.( i think yes)
o8. What does your last text message say ?
NJH - what thing?
o9. What are you thinking right now ?
why that fag tag me ];
1o. Do you want someone to be with you right now ?
nah, need some peace srsly.
11. What was the time you went to bed last night ?
00:48 AM
12. Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now ?
iono
13. Is someone on your mind right now ?
No?
14. Who was the last person(s) who text you ?
NJH
TEN Lucky Person to do this quiz ;
1.aaron
2.leon
3.monica
4.nataline
5.pearl
6.tingzhen
7.limweicheng
8.xinying
9.yankai
10.yuhan
15. Who is no.2 having a relationship with ?
everyone
16. Is no.3 a male or a female ?
lol not sure.
17. If no.7 and no.1o get together , would it be a good thing ?
maybe? i dont know. 
18. What is no.1 studying about ?
how to stop failing. how to protect himself from the 3e fags lol.
19. When was the last time you chatted with them ?
whowho
2o. Is no.4 single ?
iono
21. Say something about no.2 .
a classmate of mine
22. What do you think about no.3 & no.6 being together ?
haiz, lesbians.
23. Describe no.9 .
WINNER OF ALL TIME(not really)
24. What will you do if no.6 n no.7 fight ?
start collecting bets
25. Do you like 8 ?

5:57 PM By ztztzt

WHEE HAIRCUT! :D
hehheh
sloped & fringeless now [:
ok, there's still some fringe -.-
short hair. good or bad? lailai, argumentative essay.
to all 3e: this is your holiday assignment. wtf okay lame~
with your hair short, it's so much easier to dry it ^^
now i bath i take 1/2 of the normal time. lol.
okay byeeeeee.
HAD BEEN NO LIFING SINCE 13/03/09.
5:45 PM By ztztzt

FAIL OF THE DAY



BANG SEH FAILS.
9:56 PM By ztztzt

whee
saw this vid on weicheng's blog. woo so nice.


6:58 PM By ztztzt

alright! a maths paper today!!
FFFFFFFFFFFF >;[ no time to finish la wth.
lost lots of marks. but it's okay, always the whole class didnt finish zz
one for all, all for one. lolol, sec 2e motto. [;

school was okay today, YAY! NO A MATHS REMEDIAL TODAY. HEH
damn, got hols assignment]; and I FORGOT TO BRING BACK MY COMPILATION, WHAT A WINNER.

alright, i need to make some amendments to yesterday's story. Sorry i didnt heard what txy said to me-.-

On august 21st 1994, a baby named How Zhi Tengwas born. He was sent to the incubating room and stayed there. He cried alone. He was bored and nobody accompanied him. 3 days later, august 24th 1994, another baby named Teng Li Qian was born. He came into the same(hope so) incubating room and stayed with me. The both of us cried together. He accompanied me. Two babies were not enough.Then another 3 days later, august 27th 1994, another baby named Lim Jia Hao was born. He came into the same(hope so) incubating room and stayed with the both of us. We three cried together. Three isnt enough. Then a few hours later, a baby named Tan Xin Ying was borned on the other side of Singapore. Unfortunately, we did not cry and stay together. After dont know how many months and days, I was the first to leave. Leaving teng li qian 3 days earlier and ljh 6 days earlier. Then 3 days later, teng li qian left the hospital. Another 3 days later, ljh left and a few hours after that, txy left the whichever hospital she stayed in. Therefore, the four of us was separated. Then, after 12years+, i met teng li qian in Dunman secondary class 1c without knowing each other that we were in the same room that time. Then, we studied and somehow, we were so shitty and ended up in 2e. Maybe this is called fate, we met LJH there but still, we did not know we were in the same room 13 years+ ago. Then somehow, our studies are still as shitty, so we 3 went to 3e and met tan xin ying there. Then did we find out we were once friends -.-


OKAY. EDIT DONE ;] HAHA.
4:15 PM By ztztzt

oasifvaskd! lol hi.
bio was somewhat okay :/
got back chi paper today 33/50 ffff.
no more A1 ];

today dont know during which lesson, i realised ljh txy tlq from mt elizabeth also ._.
let me tell you a story about 4 babies.

On august 21st 1994, a baby named How Zhi Tengwas born. He was sent to the incubating room and stayed there. He cried alone. He was bored and nobody accompanied him. 3 days later, august 24th 1994, another baby named Teng Li Qian was born. He came into the same(hope so) incubating room and stayed with me. The both of us cried together. He accompanied me. Two babies were not enough.Then another 3 days later, august 27th 1994, another baby named Lim Jia Hao was born. He came into the same(hope so) incubating room and stayed with the both of us. We three cried together. Three isnt enough. Then a few hours later, a baby named Tan Xin Ying was borned. She joined the three of us ,cried and stayed together. After dont know how many months and days, I was the first to leave. Leaving teng li qian 3 days earlier and txy and ljh 6 days earlier. Then 3 days later, teng li qian left the hospital. Another 3 days later, ljh left and a few hours after that, txy left. Therefore, the four of us was separated. Then, after 12years+, i met teng li qian in Dunman secondary class 1c without knowing each other that we were in the same room that time. Then, we studied and somehow, we were so shitty and ended up in 2e. Maybe this is called fate, we met LJH there but still, we did not know we were in the same room 13 years+ ago. Then somehow, our studies are still as shitty, so we 3 went to 3e and met tan xin ying there. Then did we find out we were once friends -.- and there was this coincidence shit, we were talking bout birthdays , and ljh's table number was 27, tengliqian's was 24th. which was their birthdays? ah fish. But mine's 20. went around finding table 21, guess what, it's xinying's. haha. lol okay this is dumb. [;



END OF STORY. The 4 babies met once again. HEE LOL ;D

Happy studying for lits and a maths 3e-ians! lolol.

PS: lim jia hao feels ashamed to be crying and staying in the same incubating room with us. omg he sucks ]; He face palmed in class you know .

PSPS: lim jia hao said he was borned 0821 in the morning. nice, it's august 21st. my birthday lol.

PSPSPS: we met according to the date we were born. So me first then tlq then ljh then txy -.- OKAY THIS IS PURE STUPIDITY. LOL.


OKAY OKAY NEXT CHAPTER : THE COINCIDENCE OF 27.
SEE
THESE DATE
08271994
1)IT'S WHEN THE FAGGOT KING WAS BORN - LIM JIA HAO.
2)AND TAN XINYING TOO.
3)SO, 14 YEARS LATER, WHEN WE FIRST GOT BACK OUR FIRST FREAKING COMPRE PAPER.
THIS SHIT LJH GOT 27/50
4)HE SITS ON THE TABLE NUMBER 27
5)IF IM NOT WRONG HIS CLASS POS. FOR EOY LAST YEAR IS 27/26
6)21+24+27=72 well see, if you reverse it it will be 27...
7)PROBABLY THE EPIC-EST COINCIDENCE EVER.
YOU SEE
IM BORN ON 21
LIQIAN - 24
TXY & LJH - 27

SEE THIS
2+1+2+4+2+7+2+7=TWENTY SEVEN
WTF?
SO IS TWENTY SEVEN LIKE THE FREAKING MAGICAL NUMBER OF ALL TIME? LOL.

I DONT KNOW WHY IM DOING THIS BUT, IT'S SO COOL BUT LAME AT THE SAME TIME YEAH. LOL.
7:30 PM By ztztzt

YO!;D
common tests are here.
yesterday english test and vocab. so-so? not easy. ];
after that 5 retards came over to my house to study




yaya, that 5. Excluding me k? [;
so we
studied played eat talk shit crapped gossipped chat shout scream whisper go crazy dance watch tv sleep :D
took pictures inside the lift again -.- and went up to 10 floor and down again. lol :S
walked to the bus stop with them. i didnt know they are going to the bus stop opp. tpjc so went by the main gate @_@
walked one big round D;


TODAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ;D
chem&phy, kinda disappointing ]; chem was kinda tough for me!!!!
ARGH
missed the last two lessons and now this. wt* lol.
SS AND GEOG. WORSE. WHOOO
GEOG IS TOTAL FAIL D;
SS AT LEAST I WROTE QUITE A LOT HOR. LOLOL
when i opened the paper i totally diao...
then the paper dropped
i picked it up
slam it on the table
lay my head on the table
and felt like sleeping
lol D:
but i thought to myself "i dont want to be like aaron, i must try to get at least a few marks, not a zero" so i sit back up and do it. lol.
k, no offence bout the aaron part k D: HEHHEH

after school homed! HAVEN STUDY YET
OMG
TOMORROW CHINESE AND MATHS
AH
SO
DAMN
EASY
PAPERS
LOL
BUT CHINESE NEED TO LEARN THE WORDS .
zz
maths later then i go practice.
bye [; having a headache now and blogging here is taking away my life.
6:41 PM By ztztzt

Did you guys watch the news on sunday?
or seen the newspaper on monday?
the merlion right ear got chipped off by lightning D:
it's like 1/99999999999999e chance of hitting

gogo see this link ! ;D
http://www.straitstimes.com/Breaking%2BNews/Singapore/Story/STIStory_344544.html?vgnmr=1


Saw this on the newspaper!
7:55 PM By ztztzt

sick sick sick sick sick D:
but feeling much better now, mwuahahaha.
nothing to blog about..

FAIL OF THE DAY


saw this ad on facebook D;
5:45 PM By ztztzt

Case 1:This is what happens when you accidentally a coca cola bottle
Director:LJH
Producer:Me
Victim:Alson



Case 2: When you do not accidentally her horns


(according to LJH)
Director:HERH ORNS
Producer:HERH ORNS
Victim:Me and HERH ORNS

Case 3:When LJH accidentally the white box in class

So this is what happened today, we were happily playing with the floorball balls and then when LJH went to pick it up, he accidentally the white box in class. Blood oozed out from his head when he accidentally the white box. It would've been worse if his eye accidentally the white box. The blood dripped on the floor as he accidentally the white box thus, we went to the ladies instead of the gents as the ladies was nearer. He washed the blood because he accidentally the white box. Then, we went down to the general office and LJH told mdm jenny that he accidentally the white box. BRB came in the the general office and asked him what happened, LJH told him that he accidentally the white box in class. BRB said it's okay, it looked like part of his pimples. We accidentally his joke. No, we his joke. Then, the VP came and asked LJH what happened. LJH told him he accidentally the white box. VP told us to go do our things while she worries about LJH accidentally-ing the white box. LJH went to the clinic to stitch the aftermath of his accidentally the white box.

THE END.
Producer:Me
Victim:LJH

FAIL OF THE DAY

8:15 PM By ztztzt

:D

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